questions to ask: 1. where would you take cover during a zombie apocalypse? 2. would you rather be a zombie or one of the survivors? 3. should zombies move fast or slow? (author’s note: i’d probably take cover at my parent’s house in florida, since it’s on a lake and close to the beach, and [...]
he will freak out if you touch his stuff. do not rearrange games because you think you’re being sweet by alphabetizing them, do not even think of moving his computer because you want to dust around it, and for god’s sake, please do not pick something up and put it somewhere else. he has systems, [...]
Recently, I bought this Crest Renewal System™. The idea of it – at least according to the packaging – is that it’s a WHOLE SYSTEM to whiten and “renew” your teeth. My teeth could use some renewing, sure; whose couldn’t? So I bought the $11.99 Renewal System™ that turned out to be….a tube of Crest [...]