questions to ask:
1. where would you take cover during a zombie apocalypse?
2. would you rather be a zombie or one of the survivors?
3. should zombies move fast or slow?
(author’s note: i’d probably take cover at my parent’s house in florida, since it’s on a lake and close to the beach, and everyone knows zombies don’t swim, unless they’re those stupid land of the dead “smart zombies” which totally don’t exist. the windows would be covered with galvanized steel, of course. hardly anyone lives around there and all the graveyards are pretty far away, so i’m guessing the zombie population would be fairly low. but just in case, i’d make sure to turn on the electric fence [yes, they have one to keep the cows out of the yard] for the zombies that are fast-moving.)
(p.s. zombies are political commentary 76% of the time.)