not really. but it should be, because then the fda would approve some sort of pill you could take to banish the “i need to work but i’d rather alphabetically organize my books which feels somewhat like working but isn’t” thing that happens to me all too frequently.
it is sunday. i need to work. here is what i’m doing instead:
1. reading lamebook, the jerry springer show of the interent.
2. figuring out exactly where i’ll be wearing this outfit – to class, perhaps?

3. “finding inspiration” in the blue aspic. the book, not actual aspic.
4. re-booting my router in a futile attempt to get my connection to work faster.
5. watching johnny weir do amazing things to poker face.
now back to work. oh, wait….is there a millionaire matchmaker marathon on?