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2. the gates, abc’s new summer (aka future fresh kills landfill fodder) series, is apparently about suburban vampires/werewolves living in an upscale gated community. i could not say it better than a scifiwire.com commentator, who noted: “didn’t the simpsons do an episode like this?” *
* speaking of the simpsons and vampires, i always lol at bart simpson’s dracula when mr. burns – er, i mean, dracula – is all, “why if it isn’t little….boy!”
(top image via gothamist)