best morning t.v. around. what? don’t look at me like that. i love regis & kelly. i watch them every morning, and even sent in a picture of walter to be featured on their “dog days of summer” feature this week. i like it when regis says things that make sense but don’t make TOO much sense, like “world medalist”:
(see how i did that, how i squeezed in a johnny weir clip, too?)
but i have to admit that my favorite is when anderson cooper steps in for reeg when reeg has to get his hip replacement surgery and stuff. i could watch at least two hours of a.c. and kelly. it’s also probably exciting for kelly, because she doesn’t have to explain herself to her co-host as much. she must be happy that a.c. “gets it” and can really pick up the cultural references she puts down. i mean, he uses the atm machine and knows who lindsay lohan is, right?
anyway, i think the whole point of this is that i’ll know i’ve made it when i am invited to be a guest on regis & kelly, and a.c. is sitting in for reeg.
also, in totally unrelated crap, i’ve discovered that lots of people get annoyed when one doesn’t use capital letters. sorry lots of people. my fingers sure are lazy. should i have a meeting with them and explain how it’s unprofessional and annoying, and that if they don’t start familiarizing themselves with the “shift” key they won’t get their annual 3% cost-of-living increase?