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goldar puts a hurtin’ on molesaurus. respectfully.

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have i talked about space giants before?  it was my favorite show when i was kid, along with the addams family and star trek. oh, and lost in space. so i had four favorite shows. anyway! how come no one remembers space giants? how could you not know about a show where giant robots battle [...]

thoughts on a trade show…or two

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i hit the proverbial wall yesterday. hard. sick of exchanges about “who” i was wearing, i began to get delirious. witness the following: woman (cue nasally drawl, long on the vowels): “cuuute dress. whoooose is it?” me (squealing): “vintage contempo casuals!” woman (long pause): “ooooh.” if she had a sense of humor she would have [...]

he’s a model and he’s looking good

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it’s the start of fashion week, and it’s also time for walter’s big break. i mean, he’s a little big to be a fit model, but i’m thinking…mighty dog campaign?  phillip lim catwalk?  an episode of criminal minds, as dr. spencer reid’s new dog? halloween packaging – specifically, for the mummy costume? whatever, he’ll never [...]

important: i am NOT miss new york 2000

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thanks alot, carrie-tucker-person-who-shares-my-name. thanks a whole, whole lot. because of your poor personal decisions, people occasionally wonder if i am a scandalous, fallen beauty queen.  just, NO. it’s important to know that i am NOT miss new york 2000, carrie tucker.  this is miss new york 2000: PICTURE REMOVED ON REQUEST OF BEAUTY QUEEN’S ATTORNEY [...]