thanks alot, carrie-tucker-person-who-shares-my-name. thanks a whole, whole lot. because of your poor personal decisions, people occasionally wonder if i am a scandalous, fallen beauty queen. just, NO. it’s important to know that i am NOT miss new york 2000, carrie tucker. this is miss new york 2000: see? i don’t even know how to smile [...]
justin cronin predicted it in the passage, y’all! KILLER VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK 500 PEOPLE IN PERU. i hope everyone is preparing NOW. but honestly, mr. cronin and myself hate to tell you that there’s not a whole lot you can do. (at least until the second novel. for now – get ready for year zero. [...]
hello! it’s your google calendar reminder here. have you updated your creative field personal branding today? let’s go through the short checklist! 1. social media: be sure to post/update at least five times a day, all relevant articles and/or witty comments that generate pings/trackbacks/the title of “mayor”/over twenty comments or “likes” to the following accounts: [...]
two of my favorite things, thanks to pinky diablo (aka tom sale): if i were a millionaire, i’d order fifty of these and just line them up right above my kitchen cabinets. (via make and pinky diablo)
jezebel has a great article on drinking games for readers (via a recent ny times essay): “Geoff Nicholson extrapolates from writing-workshop maxims to create these drinking rules: ‘Drink what you know, drink regularly rather than in binges, avoid needlessly exotic booze, and leave the table while you can still stand.’ But why stick with what you [...]
best morning t.v. around. what? don’t look at me like that. i love regis & kelly. i watch them every morning, and even sent in a picture of walter to be featured on their “dog days of summer” feature this week. i like it when regis says things that make sense but don’t make TOO [...]
an oldie but goodie: whenever anyone says, “i can’t”, it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. when he says, “i’ll try”, five thousand bees. “i can”, one bee. (via deep thoughts by jack handy)
woah, mark mahoney in ari marcopoulos’s short film “no way back” for yves saint laurent. everything about this is beautiful and brilliant. “evil and darkness, darkness and evil” at 4:35! gosh, i just love pranks. i was tattooed there when it first opened.
vader wears band of outsiders, clone trooper wears a.p.c…. but why the hell does my beloved boba fett get stuck in supreme, and JAR JAR gets margiela?! might i request a nice dior homme suit, hedi slimane era, for mr. fett? ’cause danger and mystery, supreme is not. (via refinery29 via behance)
just in time for next sunday! lime juice, vodka, and black olive. better than “chilled, carbonated blood…cruelty-free, with an essence of citrus”? via vintage ads