best morning t.v. around. what? don’t look at me like that. i love regis & kelly. i watch them every morning, and even sent in a picture of walter to be featured on their “dog days of summer” feature this week. i like it when regis says things that make sense but don’t make TOO [...]
an oldie but goodie: whenever anyone says, “i can’t”, it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. when he says, “i’ll try”, five thousand bees. “i can”, one bee. (via deep thoughts by jack handy)
woah, mark mahoney in ari marcopoulos’s short film “no way back” for yves saint laurent. everything about this is beautiful and brilliant. “evil and darkness, darkness and evil” at 4:35! gosh, i just love pranks. i was tattooed there when it first opened.
vader wears band of outsiders, clone trooper wears a.p.c…. but why the hell does my beloved boba fett get stuck in supreme, and JAR JAR gets margiela?! might i request a nice dior homme suit, hedi slimane era, for mr. fett? ’cause danger and mystery, supreme is not. (via refinery29 via behance)
just in time for next sunday! lime juice, vodka, and black olive. better than “chilled, carbonated blood…cruelty-free, with an essence of citrus”? via vintage ads
hi guys! hey, thanks for getting in touch. yeah, i’d totally love to write some 500-word blog posts for you for $5 each. totally! food? who needs it? not me! i’ve really been meaning to cut down on my meat, fruits, and vegetables anyway. oh, what’s that you say? you’d like to know if i [...]
so i was going to write this big long thing about bea and What I Learned At BEA and The Future of Publishing and maybe some internet week crap and be newsworthy and tag stuff and “blog” about lots of other stuff everyone else is “blogging” about, yet in a different way, different enough to [...]
1. 2. the gates, abc’s new summer (aka future fresh kills landfill fodder) series, is apparently about suburban vampires/werewolves living in an upscale gated community. i could not say it better than a scifiwire.com commentator, who noted: “didn’t the simpsons do an episode like this?” * * speaking of the simpsons and vampires, i always [...]
when i was a little kid, like maybe seven or so, my parents had an old pink typewriter. it came in an attached hard case. dragging it out of the closet akin to carrying a rock with a plastic handle. sometimes i’d drop it on my foot. i wrote my first short story on that [...]
anyone feel like putting on a carrie suit and finishing out the week for me? it’d be just like this: additional duties include researching jack coe and early pentecostalism, being frustrated with the florida review (i included a self-addressed stamped envelope, dammit!), and spending at least two billable hours marveling at how difficult it is [...]