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	<title>Carrie Jo Tucker</title>
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	<description>I love geeks.</description>
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		<title>aloha, suckers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[while all of you (well, maybe not ALL, but i like to speak in ultimates) were freezing your tushes off in january, i was drinking mai tais out of coconuts on the beach in hawaii, celebrating what would have been sailor jerry&#8217;s 100th birthday. i cut them myself!  don&#8217;t you want to hear all about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/03/12/aloha-suckers/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;you know what i can&#8217;t find, is my tommy hilfig-&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[there are some things that, no matter how many times i see them, never fail to make me laugh: abbath don&#8217;t feel like dancing, abbath himself, people being scared (&#8220;you know what i can&#8217;t find, is my tommy hilfig -&#8221;), batman&#8217;s scary voice, people dressed in animal costumes. by the way, this used to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/02/28/i-have-one-gear-go/</link>
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		<title>teenage wasteland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m not that knowledgeable about art. i mean, i know what i like, what&#8217;s aesthetically pleasing to me, but the openings i attend are few and far between and usually depend on how much free wine is being served. you&#8217;ll never find me standing in front of a piece, stroking my chin, and making grandiose [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/02/25/teenage-wasteland/</link>
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		<title>unknown, underrated, nowhere to go but up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[white ring (and irma vep, too) &#8211; lxc999: oOoOO &#8211; hearts: everything about this is underrated, too: &#60;3 miami bass.]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/02/24/unknown-underrated-nowhere-to-go-but-up/</link>
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		<title>homeward book bound</title>
		<description><![CDATA[last week, i went to see craig mod speak in a lecture titled “post artifact book design thinking” at the school of visual arts. sounds pretentious, right? it, surprisingly, was anything but. sure, there were bespectacled, bearded, clarks-wearing, full-sleeved design students, but also a dude next to me who reeked of booze and kept burping, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/01/25/homeward-book-bound/</link>
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		<title>open fangirl letter to max ernst</title>
		<description><![CDATA[dear mr. ernst, if i were to come across just one of your original pamphlets une semaine de bonté in a dusty old used bookstore&#8230;sigh.  do you know what i would do?  oh, i can&#8217;t even tell you.  i know you&#8217;re dead and all, but&#8230; we&#8217;ll have musty tea that tastes like the books in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/01/24/open-fangirl-letter-to-max-ernst/</link>
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		<title>well hello, stranger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s been a while, no? how are you? i&#8217;m good. and i also feel really important. i got my first cease and desist! for &#8220;willful and unlawful infringement&#8221;! i love legalese, and i love that i apparently was WILLFUL. watch me be willful right now: it&#8217;s not really that exciting, is it? well then. in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2011/01/17/well-hello-stranger/</link>
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		<title>and if you&#8217;re lucky, he&#8217;ll read you the news</title>
		<description><![CDATA[hey y&#8217;all, i&#8217;ve moved! i now live in this place called crazyperson dogland. it&#8217;s way up the hill from crazylady catland, but don&#8217;t get it twisted &#8211; it&#8217;s nowhere NEAR dolphinsarelikehumansville, and not even in the same zip code as therianthrope crazyburgh. i&#8217;d get lost trying to find those two places, amirite? anyway! my french [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2010/11/17/and-if-youre-lucky-hell-read-you-the-news/</link>
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		<title>inspiration #1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[when i was a little kid growing up in gainesville florida in the 70s and 80s, two of my favorite places were the local library and the used bookstore.  my mom and i would spend hours at each.  the library was where i first learned what the “occult section” was, and how unhappy my mom [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2010/11/10/inspiration-1/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;brand you&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[i hate that phrase. i also hate the verb – sometimes used as a noun – “branding”. it makes me think of what i used to see my grandpops do to our cows: blowtorch a hot metal poker with “TA” on the end of it (that’s right, the tucker brand is “TA” – perhaps I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://carriejotucker.com/2010/10/30/brand-you/</link>
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